Skip to main content

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.
by plumphobia March 17, 2021
mugGet the corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog mug.

bone'n'jerry's

getting so excited about some tasty-looking ice cream that you get a boner... can often lead to an icecreamgasm
'Damn that Phish Food's looking at me... I've got such a Bone'n'Jerry's'
by iheartgreenstuff12 March 29, 2010
mugGet the bone'n'jerry's mug.

Schrödinger's Boner

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

or

I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011
mugGet the Schrödinger's Boner mug.

Belgrade’s boner

A photograph of a former yuhsb talmuds boner through his pants while playing DS
Omg did you see Belgrade’s boner!! Yeah lmao from princess peach
by Nigerkike January 9, 2019
mugGet the Belgrade’s boner mug.

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012
mugGet the It's Boner Time! mug.

Gentleman's Boner

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner
Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.
by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012
mugGet the Gentleman's Boner mug.

Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
mugGet the Writer's Boner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email