son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.

(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

The Frog's Uncle

The act of squishing one's balls against a glass surface
like a car windscreen or a sliding door

look Dwayne has passed out in his car, lets give him the frog's uncle.

by Anje September 22, 2005

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Fred's Uncle

in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.

Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?

Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!

Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!

Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?

by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006

Yoonbum's uncle

The nicest uncle in all of fiction who dearly loves his uncle Yoonbum and would do anything to save Yoonbum from Sangwoo's verbal abuse.

"Uncle!" Yoonbum screamed out to him. Truly, Yoonbum's uncle is the greatest uncle there is.

by mxikeyy July 3, 2022