rustled

When someone bites after being baited.

Wow Joe's rustled

by rustleking December 21, 2015

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008

The Rusted Trombone

The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.

Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."

Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Skunk Rusted

when your laying down masturbating and you bus-a-nut on yourself and your sperm drips all the way down into you asshole

"dude i was beating my dick yesterday and i skunk rusted myself" { TB-SG }

by young dagger dick { rip X } July 31, 2018

Rustie

A person who is rusty and out of practice. Analogous to rookie, a person who lacks experience in the first place.

Rob: That was a rookie mistake.
Laura: How can that be? He used to be a pro.
Rob: My bad. That was a rustie mistake...

by bittenbythebug July 19, 2020

tin roof rusted

This word means that a girl is pregnent, and is usually used when it's a mistake.

Shaina's tin roof got rusted .
OR
"You're what?"
"Tiiiiin roof, rusted." -Line from Love Shack by the B52'S

by Cakolin May 27, 2005

Rusted Mud Whistle

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.

After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019