An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
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He's a stand-up comedian who has been reported to of quit Big Brother's Big Mouth. He's battled drugs addictions and presents a radio show. (he has cool hair)
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Get the russell brand mug.An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
by Lucy June 11, 2006
Get the Russell Brand mug.the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
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Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
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"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
"Fuck off you little whore"
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