Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

Rumen2

More than one Rumen

RUmen smokes tea cups and chery fuck u nad i dont be needin' holy holy god help me... hahahaha all my money gone. the end.


Rumen is a bulgarian Bird called ROBOT!

by Jon Schwartz September 6, 2003

rumen5

This is fast and fun for the hole family

peace to my brothers inside the hood

cool and has no more kids

by Jon Schwartz April 6, 2005

rumen

An Australian colloquialism of the Tasmania region, originating in England.
To be 'against the grain' or causing a disturbance to the status quo. A cheeky troublemaker; up to mischief.

Stop that, you rumen!

You are such a rumen.

What are you doing, you rumen?

by Jenze May 3, 2022

Rumenera

Rumenera a nice tall gentle guy who has a radiant smile, kind and when he sets his mind on something he does it

he is such a Rumenera

by the bad eagle54321 July 1, 2022

Sleeoy Rumen

A time at which lights should be switched off.

“Turn off ur light is almost sleeoy rumen”

by - Samantha May 31, 2018