Aron Ralston

An American rock climber who received widespread attention in 2003 when he cut off his own lower arm after having it trapped beneath a boulder. Considered by many to set the bar for manliness.

Aron Ralston makes me look like a little Catholic schoolgirl by comparison. Or maybe it was my operation.

by DynamixX6 April 14, 2008

royston roulette

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.

this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Ralston Valley High School

Also known as Vanilla Valley, RVHS in Arvada, Colorado is proudly home to the most stuck-up, rich, white teenagers in the United States. The security guards and SRO care more about students wearing hats inside than bullying or drug use, adding to the fact that cocaine addiction and vaping runs rampant, as these kid's parents will shell out money faster than they could say "White Power".

Ivan: "I got expelled from Ralston Valley High School for being a vape god"
Stephen: "Checks out"

by r-gay May 21, 2018

unity ralston

The most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Damn that girl Unity Ralston is a bad ass bitch.

by Favora October 17, 2013

The Royston Swill

When you are having anal sex with you're woman.. (or man) and you piss up their arse to give it a wash (Swill) out....

'I'm just going to give you The Royston Swill., We have no condoms and I don't want to get shit on my cock "

by Mrbigstuff1977 February 1, 2021

A. Ralston

A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.

Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!

by Girthy Intruder August 22, 2016

ralston valley

One gay ass mother fucking high school.

Ralston valley is the school for white bitches.

by Hugh G. Wang March 11, 2016