nightmare blunt rotation

A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.

Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

by darktikkerz October 22, 2022

shape rotator

A shape rotator is someone with high visuospatial ability. Contrasts with with wordcel, i.e. someone with high verbal ability.

It's a term based on puzzles used in some IQ tests that require the test-taker to mentally rotate or unfold a shape to see which shape it matches up with.

We let the shape rotator in our family figure out how to fit all the luggage into the trunk.

by equationist February 3, 2022

roftas

Rolling on floor taking a shit

"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"

by The 100% official cleavland steamer August 25, 2007

Rontard

When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.

That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.

by Pelltier July 12, 2018

rotator splint

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

by bj6665 June 21, 2016

The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.

Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.

by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021

Rotato

A rotating potato

When Tom Brady threw the potato, it became a rotato.

by Yuckasaur January 1, 2017