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Absolute nonsense. Equivalent to a cat walking on a keyboard, but from people who spend much time thinking about how smart they are their brain melted.
Why do wordcels win head to head fights with shape rotators? Shape rotators spend 90% of their time rotating shapes and only 10% wordcelling; wordcels wordcel 24x7. Asymmetric warfare, outcome predetermined.
-Marc Andresson
wordcel by tom_why_u_do_dis February 3, 2022
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wordclump 

when texting or in an online chatroom someone fails to use the space bar and is to lazy to correct their mistake
"i was texting my gf when she suddenly wordclumped iloveyouhoneybear"

"i was talking to some noob on halo and he randomly wordclumped ieatyouforbreakfastnoob"
wordclump by yur mum rates me December 3, 2009

Wordelvian 

To be lost in the creative art of deconstructing and rebuilding words, with the soul purpose of producing glorious new texts.

The person with a wordelvian personality has a unique gift, delivering strong poetic sentences, many of which can surpass the works of the more popular scribes.
'She is an absolute wordelvian. The sentences in her new book read like poetry, with canny, mind boggling twists.'
Wordelvian by Wordelver July 5, 2014

The Wordell 

The act of uppercutting a girl in the vagina or vag.
"I'd sooner give her The Wordell than talk to her!!!"
The Wordell by NIck Ferrant May 18, 2007
a word created by victor that means an underwater backflip
Omg Katie just did a wordel in the pool!!
WordClown: -noun. 1. A person who unwittingly entertains others thru what they (alone) believe to be cleverly deceptive syntax. They often mistakenly assume themselves to be quite sophisticated, scholarly or brilliant--not suspecting that others are laughing at their buffoonery. 2. A faux-intellectual or laughably inept "expert" who inadvertently provides entertainment by using words as if they were loudly beeped out of a clown's squeeze-horn. 3. One who pathetically attempts to defend the indefensible by distracting everyone with a word-juggling act worthy of a clown.
WordClownism is a disease that is triggered by fact-finding or whistleblowing, at which time the WordClown immediately begins spinning, twisting or otherwise torturing the truth in a frantic effort to keep it hidden. Their desperation is so great that they begin spewing non-sensical words, framed with much gravitas--which only heightens the hilarity.
WordClown by HelluvaHoax! October 16, 2011