by #roned May 14, 2015
Get the Roned mug.When you bring in a qualified balding or greying white male to interview for a job you know you have to fill with a woman or a minority, in order to ensure the whole day is taken up by interviews.
Steve has an interview on Friday but he knows he has no shot at getting the job. They're bringing him in to fulfill the Reverse Rooney Rule so their calendars appear full.
by joestealthmode October 3, 2016
Get the Reverse Rooney Rule mug.A mean, cynical yet hilarious old man on "60 minutes". He does a commentary at the end but it's more like 5 minutes of an old grumpy man complaining...comic gold I'd say.
by RobK June 30, 2005
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1 (also Rooney napkin) a piece of stolen paper or cloth from an establishment that serves food - usually fast food restaurants. These napkins are acquired for personal stock for use at home.
ORIGIN Recent Midwest English : from the television personality Andrew Aitken Andy ‘Rooney’ + -kin .
In his CBS segment called 'Andy Knows How to Save' Andy Rooney advocates pocketing napkins, dinner rolls, creamer and other 'free' items that restaurants leave on the table for home use to save some money.
Rooneykins are commonly found in college apartments, glove boxes, & the pockets or handbags of the elderly.
1 (also Rooney napkin) a piece of stolen paper or cloth from an establishment that serves food - usually fast food restaurants. These napkins are acquired for personal stock for use at home.
ORIGIN Recent Midwest English : from the television personality Andrew Aitken Andy ‘Rooney’ + -kin .
In his CBS segment called 'Andy Knows How to Save' Andy Rooney advocates pocketing napkins, dinner rolls, creamer and other 'free' items that restaurants leave on the table for home use to save some money.
Rooneykins are commonly found in college apartments, glove boxes, & the pockets or handbags of the elderly.
by wandagoner March 11, 2010
Get the Rooneykin mug.1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow
1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"
by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005
Get the rooted mug.Becky is such a rooner! She was locked out of her house and couldn't get her bathing suit so we couldn't go to the pool.
by The Rooner August 17, 2008
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