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above room temp

A tone of voice that is above your indoor voice but not quite yet your outdoor voice. Spoken with volume and enunciation.
She raised her voice above room temp so her grandpa would hear her.
by ohaygrlzohayyay August 4, 2020
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Room Temperature Challenge

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.
by not John Correia June 5, 2018
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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.
Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.
by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature

The ultimate Flat Earth argument, if used, completely nullifies the use of any sort of logic or reasoning in support of the globe.
Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*
by P35 September 18, 2018
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IQ below room temperature

IQ Below room temperature, a phrase used to describe an individual who is so stupid that the temperature of a room is higher than their IQ Score.
This type of person should cause the standard human to be in pain just having to talk to an individual such as one described here.

*If someone that you believe to have an IQ below room temperature doesn't understand the phrase then they have confirmed your belief.
**Even more effective if you live in a country that uses the metric system!
Connor (Person with an IQ below room temperature): *says some dumb shit*
Ryan: Fucking hell Connor, you've got an IQ lower than the temperature in here!
by DEFINEE July 17, 2020
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assuming room temperature

Medical speak for recently dead.
Bed two should be free soon, the dude with the GSW is busy assuming room temperature.
by ohsu September 25, 2005
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