roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

roofer

1.A land pirate.

2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.

3.Scumbag

Run for your fucking lives, here come the roofers.

by Stoops337 August 9, 2006

roofer

another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!

Man this is some good Sh@#, pass that roofer this way!

by Keith December 19, 2003

Roofer

Dip shit, retard, or one who is not intellectually inclined.

My dad is a roofer.

by The New Webstar May 29, 2015

Roofer

A lesbian woman that is also a tomboy

I prefer roofers their more my type

by DictionaryMastser December 9, 2017

Roofer

Roofer is not just an occupation but also a way to insult someone. Usually used in a sentence with the same words as piece of shit, broke ass, drunk ass, loser ass, and drug addict ass. Roofers are usually known to have more beer in their body than water and also contain one or more semi illegal substances in their blood stream. On a job interview, saying that you are a former crackhead or have been incarcerated is a bonus. Can always be spotted driving anything they can strap a ladder on or at the nearest convince store asking for a twenty spot. Older roofers look beat down by sun exposure and hard labor. You can tell by that their backs look like an old wrinkled leather couch. Roofers always live each day to party and are stuck in a continuous spiral. Even when they get a paycheck, they still don’t have any money due to their child support, fines, paying back loans, and their crazy ass girls. Roofing takes a crazy ass person to endure the hardships, but at least they are good in bed. (Raw dogging expected)

Jannett, what does your boyfriend do for a living?

Dad he’s a roofer

Oh my gosh honey where did we go wrong?

by Mjc1125 May 3, 2018

Roofer

Arkansas slang:

A dumbass, an absolute Neanderthal. Just somebody so incredibly stupid.

Johnny's such a roofer man...

by lesbianfrog December 21, 2023