Role

We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.

Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

Role

OK. I have to adopt one.

Hym "Creator of A.I., Better than everyone, Breeder of lesbians. There. That's my role."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Role

Ya know, I don't think that is my role...

Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."

Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."

Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."

Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"

Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

rolé

Rolé is an amazing, kind and caring person. She is a strong lover and a supportive friend she makes it her business to help you with any problems you might have even though she might be struggling herself. This girl has unbelievable curves and a natural beauty that is hard to find, you might think your the luckiest person in the world but you won't have any idea until you have a rolé. Every friendship she has she puts her heart and soul into, even if something makes her happy she will drop it in a second for the people she loves, rolé is a rare person to find, and if you find a person like rolé keep her and never let her go.

Rolé is a rare beauty who shines bright above everyone.

by nacho bitch May 29, 2019

rolê

Hold my precious purple belt in my room and hope it makes me happy someday, like a woman never could

He cries alone as he rolê his eyes in his room reading a group chat

by Drsoos9 January 9, 2024

role reversal

A type of relationship where partners play a role contrary to generally accepted norms. For example, a woman acts as a breadwinner and a man act as a housewife. This applies to all aspects of relationships, with no exceptions.

Man:I have role reversal relationship with my girlfriend

by Ragath August 24, 2019

role reversal

A type of relationships between man and a woman, where woman acts more actively, like a man in traditional relationships, hence the name, and man acts passively. Inviting a man to a date, for example, defending him or giving him presents.

-- Veronica asked me for a date yesterday, that's so role reversal!
-- Dude, that's great.

-- Oh, I love role reversal fanfiction.
-- Really? What's your OTP? My is Calhoun/Felix.

by Ramizan February 7, 2017