launch a rocket

A term used that means to take a crap.

Hand me the TV Guide i have to launch a rocket.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Rocket Lawnchair

Another, more humorous way to say Rocket Launcher.
Popularized by Metal Slug X and it's hilarious announcer.

Upon picking up an R symbol, Marco heard someone shout "ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere.

by Tarmarco June 25, 2010

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

A meme started years ago. 2015-2016

Tim: Im gay
Kevin: I'm bi
Jerry: I'm les
Tyrone: I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

by BDSpeedGang February 28, 2017

nigga with a rocket launcher

when people, come out as a certain orientation, sexuality, etc, and a random ass nigga comes and says "I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

Video about people coming out: I'm Gay, I'm Lesbian, I'm Bi, I'm Transgendered... (nigga dragging rocket launcher) I'm a nigga with a rocket launcher

by Shadowphantom January 18, 2017

Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

by pomtea October 6, 2008

the rocket launcher

A sex act involving a woman putting her finger in your ass while giving you a blowjob.

My girl gave me the rocket launcher yesterday, does that make me gay?

by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back

by sl0osh May 6, 2019