mobsturbate

a mob of people all masturbating at once

hey did you go to the mobsturbate carnival last night?

by boyguro February 19, 2017

rubasturbate

the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area. (credit to Jan)

Ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2.

by Dweller20198 May 20, 2010

rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

rossturbator

derogatory term used by jessica and erin to refer to me in my junior year of my high school career at the prison of kingwood high school

Rossturbator is looking at porn!

by ross March 5, 2004

rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007

rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.

Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!

by Jessica March 7, 2004