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Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
by ResidentJared June 26, 2010
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Roadside Memorial

A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.
My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
by yes juanito yes December 14, 2014
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roadsterbation

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.
Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.
by Mouthwash June 22, 2006
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Roadsteamer

The act of releasing one's own excriment while in a vehicle traveling. Perhaps in a bucket, a bag, or right on the seat itself. Usually only to be thrown out onto the highway, aimed at another vehicle.
Popalopadopolis- "On my road trip to Florida I had to drop a few roadsteamers."
by Snokone April 26, 2008
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mtv roadies

idiotically stupid show run by mtv india managed by an self aclaimed superhuman raghu who thinks all of those who r not mtv roadies are loosers.

It has a very huge fan base 'cause it includes insulting people for no reason , most abusive words ever broadcasted on tv history and some insane bitches who thinks that saying bahenchod and matherchod would make them cool.

show's manager raghu is an asshole who thinks himself as mr. perfect.

in mtv roadies u have to do tasks which includes slapping girls making politics,
stupid show showing indian way of thinking thats mtv roadies
by ak23234 July 19, 2009
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Roadside-Romeo

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.
Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!
by DJ Gaurav May 15, 2006
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roadside olympics

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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