Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
by lilmissmush February 06, 2010
When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.
by DAS206 July 20, 2019
by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009
My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh
by Fukuwarai February 14, 2009
by vivekamabob December 15, 2007