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you’re my 13th reason why

Bro, if someone said this to, you fucked up. As in reference to the Netflix Original 13 Reasons Why, Hannah Baker made 13 tapes of reasons on why she killed herself. If someone said “You’re my 13th reason why” You fucked up and the person is saying you are a reason they killed themselves.
Person: I stuck my dick in cheese.

Me:Wtf? You’re my 13th reason why.
by airheadwtf March 7, 2021
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No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017
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13th reason

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.
p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason
by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021
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Photonic Resonation Chamber

A term for a person's rectum.
"I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!"
by A frenzied Vault Scientist January 1, 2017
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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.
Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."
by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020
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retcon

(shortened form of RETroactive CONtinuity; first made popular in the comic book world)

1. (original meaning) Adding information to the back story of a fictional character or world, without invalidating that which had gone before.

2. (more common usage) Adding or altering information regarding the back story of a fictional character or world, regardless of whether the change contradicts what was said before.
1. Although they had previously been shown to have two other sets of parents, the retcon of making Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch the children of Magneto only altered the meaning of past events, not what had happened.

2. Retconning Dawn Summers into "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in the fifth season was one of the rare instances where the fact that history has been altered for our characters was recognized in the story, even though the characters all still remembered the "new" versions of events.
by R David Francis July 8, 2003
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Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.
You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*
by ave_scientia May 28, 2018
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