retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

retroactive love

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

by antonius January 15, 2004

Retrosmacked

When a bad memory you try to oppress comes rushing back suddenly, and you flinch with the horror of something stupid you did, as if you had been smacked.

slapping self in the face "Aww, man, I just seeing you grill those hot dogs reminded me of something I try to forget-- that time in college I crashed that family reunion. The memory came back and totally Retrosmacked me."

by LatinUB July 17, 2012

Retromance

A romantic relationship rekindled between former partners from the past.

"They met each other again on Facebook after 20 years apart, fell in love and got married. It was a beautiful retromance."

by Ando Indigo September 22, 2009

retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.

Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.

by britchick March 4, 2004

Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010