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Bigus Retardus Gayus

This is an extremely rare type of person that EXISTS ON MORE THAN 3 DIMENSIONS.
A: Hey did you see Bigus Retardus Gayus yesterday i think he was existing on 6 whole dimensions .
B: Really?! I've only seen him be at 5
by Torpaskor March 21, 2019
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retardulous

absurd, insane, or more than necessary - A combination of the words Rediculously and Retarded. Best used as an adjective.
"Steve was totally wasted, he was acting retadulous."

"I have a redardulous amount of work to finish by this evening."
by xgamefusion January 13, 2005
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Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
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retarculous

We're going to invade England? That's retarculous
by squid September 26, 2003
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retardos

“Hey did you hear Juan Carlos Esposito got crushed by a crane at the site yesterday?”
“Fucking retardos”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
by Yonasu October 11, 2008
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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus
by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018
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