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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded
Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"
by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021
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Retardilio

A spazz, someone who is retarded;You act like you fill sorry for them, but talk shit behind there back.
Damn Ben Dungan is a Retardilio, lets through rocks at him. OK
by Chadd March 18, 2004
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Retardism

when people (mostly in schools) exclude others who act retarded and may have a sense of superiority over this group.
u see those guys over there? They believe in retardism. they think they're so much better than us... BUT THEY'RE NOT!!!
by Retardism December 2, 2009
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retardism

describing something that is somewhat gay, obnoxious, and pointless.
David likes to share comments that are pure retardism.
by Jashie October 15, 2005
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retardicious

Someone (or something) that overtly appears to be retarded, however, upon closer inspection, appears to be awesome. May be applied to something so stupid that it is cool.
"That girl over there is an idiot, but I heard she is easy...she's so retardicious."

"That girl at the other table is a total pig, but shes hot... pretty retardicious."
by gr8tdane July 6, 2009
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retardsionship

A type of relationship that men or usually women are in where neither person is happy, yet they remain together.
Jennifer is in a retardsionship and none of her friends can figure out why.
by Creve January 30, 2010
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