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Retardism

A word meaning “to be a retard” you have retardism
Wow I have such retardism rn
by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
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Retardimistic

Adjective

Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.
Your outlook on life is Retardimistic you fucking mong!
by Yevil23 February 26, 2011
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Retardidism

1. The act of being retarded through bacterial infection
10/10 kids suffer from retardidism.
by HiHowAreYa@hi.com April 19, 2018
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Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded
Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"
by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021
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Retardism

when people (mostly in schools) exclude others who act retarded and may have a sense of superiority over this group.
u see those guys over there? They believe in retardism. they think they're so much better than us... BUT THEY'RE NOT!!!
by Retardism December 2, 2009
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retardism

describing something that is somewhat gay, obnoxious, and pointless.
David likes to share comments that are pure retardism.
by Jashie October 15, 2005
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