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T-Rectadactyl

1. A Pterodactyl mixed with a Tyrannosaurus rex.
2. Some wack shit a SoundCloud rapper said in one of his songs, Snow “Lights Out” Promo.
What’s a beast to a dinosaur nigga, Pterodactyl
Mixed with a T-Rex...T-Rectadactyl!
by Urappy July 11, 2019
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Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
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Hoe ready

When you're looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. This term was popularized by the YouTuber "Chris Jones" of Pump Chasers and Physiques of Greatness.
Person 1: "bro, let's go to the beach, I'm hoe ready!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, let's show those cuts for the sluts!"
Person 1:" Obliques for the freaks! "
Person 2:"I have that V-tapor, that make the hoes want to rape ya!"
by FORDBEAR July 19, 2016
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pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.
by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020
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reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.
by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
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x reader

A type of fanfiction where the reader is the protagonist.
Most of the time involves romance between the reader and the other characters of the story.
The other characters are often anime characters , vocaloid or any sort of character that people are interested in.

They're mostly for female readers, but some of them are for male readers, or just for both.

They could be normal x readers, so they don't involve any sex, or nudity; lemon so they involve complete sex ; lime meaning that they involve light sex; fluffy so they involve incredibly cute relationship, without sex. Just hugs, kisses or whatever you think it's cute in a relationship.

They sometimes involve suicidal themes, depression, death and such. But if there is something like this.. they say it in the title.

There is a really, really, really small amount of x readers where there isn't love. Just friendship.

You can find them mostly on Quotev, DeviantArt , ArchiveOfOurOwn , Wattpad and other fanfiction websites.
I found out about a ' Len Kagamine x Reader ' on DeviantArt! It was adorable!

Yesterday my friend showed me a ' X Reader ' ... It was cool.

I started to read a Cryaotic X Reader. It has more than 700+ pages. I'm never gonna end it..
by MokkuKa March 7, 2016
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I-Ready

A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.

If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.

Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.

Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.

Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?

5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
by The Relator November 5, 2020
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