Research Triangle High School

Research Triangle High School (RTHS) is known to be the home of the raptors. In reality, it’s the home of the trans.

Also known as Research Trans High School
If you’re a socially awkward band/theatre kid or one of THOSE lesbians this is the perfect place for you.
It’s an easy ass school so don’t even worry about grades. Chances are if you’re a student here; your only struggle is coming out to your parents.

Normal Student: Hey what high school are you going to?
RTHS Student: Oh xD Research Triangle High School!!! Rawr I’m a raptor hehe. uWu
Normal Student: Umm.. ok?

by pipeshrigga June 27, 2020

Genetic Research

1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.

2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.

Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.


Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?

Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.

Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.

by nuclearplants October 22, 2008

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 November 6, 2015

Reserataphobia

The fear that you didn’t lock your car that you get just after locking it and walking away from it. From the Latin “reserata” meaning “unlocked”.

I suffer from severe reserataphobia - I relock my car at least once almost every time I park it, literally seconds after lockng it and not realizing it

by anonymous June 27, 2022

human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

by oggles January 13, 2009

Research Tangent

Research Tangent: digressing suddenly from one topic of discussion to run to the nearest internet source in order to thoroughly research information either to: (A) reinforce a particular point or (B) attempt to relieve oneself from ignorance. Can be either directly or indirectly relevant.

... a trend that is sweeping the nation! Because knowledge is power!

Example: She totally went off on a research tangent in the middle of a movie last night when she wasn’t sure if sodium thiopental was the same as sodium pentothal.

by Miss Evelyn Grey November 2, 2011

research paper

all forms of evil brought together in the form of a paper you gather pointless information.usually assigned by the most obnoxious teacher that no one likes

my research paper is due tomorrow.

by georgia rain March 22, 2009