rent boy

Either a male prostitute or a player or supporter of Chelsea FC. Even if they no longer play for Chelsea, the fact that they once did (e.g. Dennis Wise, Graeme Le Saux) means they'll always be thought of as a Rent Boy! Le Saux is just THE ultimate Rent Boy! No wonder Robbie Fowler once showed him his arse! And I don't even like Fowler (ugly Scouse twat) but that incident was funny as fuck!

Hello! Hello! Chelsea Rent Boy! Chelsea Rent Boy!

United are 6 points clear of the Rent Boys in the Premiership. Oy, Rent Boys - keep that trophy nice & shiny coz we're coming to take it back to Old Trafford where it belongs, you shandy-drinking soft Southern shites!!!

Dennis (Un)Wise may now be manager of the Sheep Shaggers but he'll always be a Rent Boy to me!

by joannedj January 14, 2007

rent boy

a bloke who like a good poophole pounding for cash may also shake your snake or gobble your knob

roger you total bending rent boy... erm how much did you make last night cos the beers on you

by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

rent boy

A boy who sells himself for kinky time,drugs or shpoople

sonny jim: oi spartle your 5 year old brother is such a rent boy.

spartle: shu'up your nan has no arms

Jeff: Hey guys,

Sonny Jim& Spartle: Get back in your wheelchair and wheel yourself away, Spinbowler.

by SpinBowlers31337 March 27, 2010

rent boy

One of those little pricks that listens to all this shit new-age indie music and wears gay as fuck clothes, e.g. a pink or yellow t-shirt and girly tight jeans.

" Hahaha have you actually seen the state of Ben Buckley?"
" Haha yeh man he's actually a proper rent boy!"

by Een-king November 7, 2006

Rent Boy

A male prostitute, usually gay

We went down to the bodega, and the corners were all crowded with rent boys looking for guap

by pro2a July 16, 2020

Rent Boy

A synonym for A Goonerman or A Batty Boy.

Has a shrunken wallnut cushioned by sawdust instead of a cerebrum, and has difficulty in performing more than one task at the same time, such as breathing and movement. An occupant of heaths such as Hampstead he believes he is the most popular guy around.

It's squeaky bum time ......Wahey

by ManYooMan January 9, 2005

Rent boy

this is a guy who is in his 20s who you may meet in a bar and think you can go home with him for free and then surprise, surprise! You find out you have to pay money to have sex with him! And not only that you have to pay money to his pimp as well, in order for him to get permission to leave the bar!

While on vacation I took a rent boy back to my hotel and paid him money to suck on my banana. (And boy, did he do a real fine job at it!)

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025