tumbrel remark

A comment made by a rich person that makes the lower class think of lampposts and guillotines.

Marie Antoinette saying, "Let them eat cake," is a tumbrel remark.

by George William Edward Johnson February 18, 2009

Clitteratory Remark

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.

George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!

by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010

A fat person remark

when, for example, a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves. they're too lazy to do anything for themselves and huff/puff when someone else hasn't done it already

a fat person remark is when a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves.

Example:
Fat boss: So what are you working on?
Grunt: Everything!
Fat boss: So how are we doing with that last project
Grunt: Still going through it, but I'm working on this major/very important project for our boss, so that other project will have to wait (note to self: or fat boss could pick up the slack and do it!)
Fat boss: Oh, what's that about, tell me more, blah blah blah...
Grunt: Go do your own work you fat bastard!

by GruntinglyEmployed October 17, 2011

Grammar Nazis remark

An unspoken admission by a pseudo-intellectual that they lost the argument. It happens when they change the topic to grammar and spelling because they couldn't win the argument on the original topic .

John: What is 2 plus 2?
Jane: 2 plus 2 equals 5
John: 2 pluss 2 does not equal 5, it equals 4
Jane: plus* not pluss
John: Your still wrong, the answer is 4.
Jane: You're* not Your.
John: Will you stop with the Grammar Nazis remarks

by The Anti-Grammar Nazi May 21, 2018

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

asnide remark

A less-than-respectful/complimentary/convinced comment dat is privately/surreptitiously made by a meeting-attendee to his seating-neighbor, a reporter or narrator to da program's viewing-audience, etc.

Professional actors/commentators seldom "break da fourth wall" except to voice an asnide remark to da show's spectators.

by QuacksO February 24, 2025

redundant romantic remark

Affectionately known as a "triple r"; this term refers to any quietly-uttered statement or question (in which case, "triple r" could also stand for "redundant romantic request") that needlessly but pleasantly addresses an already-in-progress action; the purpose is usually to just playfully express gratitude for your romantic partner's taking time to canoodle with you. For example, if you're dreamily watching a sunset with a cutie-chick and you have all ten of her slim delicate digits deeply interlaced with your big leathery ones, and yet you smilingly murmur to her, "wanna hold haaaannndddsss...?"

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, tenderly cradling a fluffy little number sideways on his lap and nestling her ear against his fuzzy chest so that she can savor his heartbeat: Wanna snuggle?

Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!

by QuacksO March 23, 2017