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relieving yourself

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".
Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"
by DarthSkater July 13, 2014
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Relieved

The feeling of having a weight taken off of your shoulders.
I pooped and relieved myself.
by Irelievedtoday November 16, 2011
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relieving stress

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."
hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.
by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007
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the reliever

While receiving a blowjob, the blower applies preparation H to your anus to releive the discomfort and burning from your hemorrhoids.
I was scared to use the suppository so my sister offered to give me a the reliever with the cream instead.
by glyptostroboides March 2, 2014
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Bitch and You Shall Recieve

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.
Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.
by Dbcw April 23, 2023
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recieve

A common misspelling of "receive". Some smartasses like to "criticize" this mistake, but "they're" usually the ones who make the actually irritating misspelling of many other words.
Look at these morans! 'Their' 'writting' the word receive wrong, but 'there' 'totaly' 'delireious' 'aboot' it! They 'should of' not 'writen' recieve!
by DJDash February 28, 2009
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reliefer

one who rides the system while doing nothing to help him/herself. Also known to use their welfare checks to buy 40's and drugs and many other unnecessary items such as big screen tvs and electronics.
Damn! That reliefer Drew has no job, but he sure has some nice stuff! Makes me wish I was unemployed too!
by King Z December 17, 2006
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