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Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
by The_Reverend July 21, 2006
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Red Wing, MN

A city in southern Minnesota near the border of Wisconsin. Its a pretty small town, and everyone who lives there knows someone who works at Red Wing Shoes. Red Wing is also home of the world's largest boot.
Alicia: Hey while I'm visiting Red Wing, MN. We should go see the worlds largest boot.

Emily: Ok. My friends actually working there right now.

Jack: Hey wanna go to Red Wing?

Jill: No way that place is so boring.
by kymcleodd December 1, 2010
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Red Wing Master

The act of having sexual intercourse while a girl is on her period. Once that is achieved you have earned your "Red Wings". See also: Brown Belt.
There is the red wing master, bow to him, he has done what a lot of men will never do.... SEX ON A PERIOD!!!!
by Ragol October 16, 2008
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red wing bandit

when someone gives a girl cunnilingus when she's on her period, he/she gains his/her wings.
He fought in battle last night.
Oh really?
Yeah man, I heard he became a red wing bandit.
by jenitialia May 24, 2011
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Red Wing Bubble Gum

Associated with the act of getting your red wings, Red Wing Bubble gum is attained by going down on a woman during her period and chewing on the bloody clumps of uterine lining as though it were bubble gum.
My doctor recommended some Red Wing Bubble Gum for my iron deficiency.

I went down on my girlfriend and choked on her Red Wing Bubble Gum.
by Sex Doc 101 December 3, 2011
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Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.
friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!
by papachapo June 21, 2019
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The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
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