red sea

when the crowd at a metal conset part and charge at each other

grrrrrreahhhaaa *thump* flys into biker and is thrown into the air

*red sea parts and your in the middle* hmm can i kiss my ass goodbye in time?

by siggins December 28, 2005

Red sea

Having sex with a woman on her period in a tub full of water

I was fuckin my Ol’lady in the tub last night when all of a sudden she started her period and turned the bath water into the red sea

by Mavrick maz October 30, 2019

red-sea

a term for someone who's stoned.

-rather than, 'have you been smoking'?...
"dude, you take a swim in the red sea or what?"

-rahter than, 'here comes the stoner'..
"here comes the red sea"

by cally November 20, 2003

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

Red Sea Queef

When a girl farts while she's on her period, and the ferocity of her fart makes her vagina vibrate in such a way that her period blood sprinkles the surrounding area.

Kasey: I have such a heavy flow right now and the WORST thing happened last night.

Melissa: oh nooooo, GIRLFRIEND, what happened?

Kasey: I accidentally Red Sea Queefed all over Chris's dick.

by The Red Sea Baron November 19, 2013