Recluse 

A recluse is often a friend or family member that you haven't seen since nam and they lecture people by saying shit like "back in the good old days we used to fuck our cousins for fun cause incest was still legal"

Uncle Lenny why are you such a recluse we haven't seen you since April 30, 1975.

Recluse by messwiththechodeyougettheload December 14, 2018

Recluse 

A person who chooses to live a solitary life, and tends to live in a nest (Backyard Retreat for Adaptation) www.nestedliving.com

Sally went to meet a recluse in his Backyard Retreat for Adaptation, but was made to wait until the recluse had finished his mediation.

Recluse by Bunty_NZ October 10, 2018

recluse 

the anti-hogie, purveyor of mindless and ruthless comedy

recluse laughs at Goldmine of Misinformation

recluse by Kareem O'Wheat December 30, 2005

Recluse 

A normal person that lives alone

He was a lovable recluse

Recluse by Pen grabber January 26, 2017

recluse bolt hole 

A place that jake balls, scum bags and giro junkies meet up to share there Giro money on cheep cider, rolling tobacco and cheep synthetic drugs.

I see your pal lost his job and now spends most of his time down at the recluse bolt hole getting ended with all the other Giro junkies and smack ends.
Hope he gets his life together.

recluse bolt hole by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

social recluse 

n. A person who voluntarily removes themselves from social situations, or society altogether.

"Dear Diary,
I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"

social recluse by Ironic Ian August 1, 2008

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR) by Lucy444 January 11, 2010