It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

by guaymas February 14, 2012

Reality TV

A truly saddening development of modern media. Programming which lacks any redeeming social, intellectual or moral value but is nonetheless poigniant in a macabre way due to the reflection it offers of a rapidly declining western culture. Primarily watched by mindless, brainwashed Americans who are long since bereft of any intelligent thought or recognizable human values (greed and self-interest notwithstanding).

Reality TV is one of the major reasons I decided to stop watching television entirely. That, and the fact that every news station in the country is owned by a very small number of rich white males who have absolutely no vested interest whatsoever in educating the public, offering useful information, or doing anything other than making more money than any human being could possibly have practical use for over several lifetimes.

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Augmented reality

Augmented reality blurs the line between what’s real and what’s computer-generated.

Its like a WOW feeling when you’ve experienced this augmented reality.

by darkfable April 18, 2011

Augmented Reality

Augmented Reality, is the technology used in Pokémon Go and in the ARknet social media app.
You can create ArKs which are floating interactive pictures only visible around you when using your smartphones.📱

This Arknet app with Augmented Reality is cool.

by 69Love August 10, 2019

It really do be like that sometimes

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

Reality Engineer

Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)

Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!

Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.

by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013

Realtek

Fucking chinese brand that manufactures damn cheap Networking/Sound chips that never work right and just plain suck.

Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.

The drivers suck too.

Buy any new PC/Laptop and you'll find a fucking awful Realtek sound card/lan card onboard. Injustice.

by damndefiner June 13, 2016