Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Reaccommodate

To beat and drag away a United Airlines passenger.

Bob needs to shut up, or I'll have the crew reaccommodate him.

by jayjaythejetplanes mama April 25, 2017