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monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")
"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.
by L. Griffith May 22, 2007
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Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
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Raffles World Academy

The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.

Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?

Student 2: Raffles World Academy

Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?

Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??

Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?

Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?

Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...

Student 2: True..
by pagil January 2, 2017
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Tommy Rawless

"Tommy Rawless" is a form of sex performed by a male. This sexual act is performed by using no condom and having no regard for his or her well being. The male often will regret the decision afterwards and will add more stress to his life. When a male has sex with a married women who has kids with no condom that male will be named "Tommy Rawless". When this form of sexual act is perform that male can be named "Tommy Rawless" or that form of action can be used as a verb in which case the word can be conjugated as "Tommy Raw-in".
This name was form by giving a bro name such as "Tommy" then given the nature of no Condom "Raw" and no regard for the consequences "Lawless"
Tom meets an old friend and has drinks with her. This girl was his first kiss and he hasnt seen her in 10 years. After a couple drinks Tom discovers this girl has 5 kids and is married. After a couple more drinks they decide to have sex in a car. Despite the girl being married and her having 5 kids sitting at home Tom decides to "Go for it". With no condom and no regard for what the consequences will be later, Tom gets laid. Tommy Rawless
by Mr. Mistakes August 23, 2011
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raffle

a lottery where prizes are guaranteed to be given out
The raffle at Club Palooza was the best!
by tamsiscool May 21, 2011
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rawfl

Rawfl, like lawl, is a mockery of rofl. Or how you say rofl irl.
when we got home, we rawfl'd.
by JeffreeSenpai May 30, 2008
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Rawle'd

To have your advances toward some possibly willing female thwarted by a good looking, well hung black man who walks up talking like he's the uncola man and whisks her away.
Wow, Murray stood a chance with her until he got Rawle'd by that dude.
by White Knight January 7, 2006
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