Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.
RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)
by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018
Get the RaccoonEggs mug.A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.
Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"
"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."
"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."
“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”
Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"
"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."
"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"
"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."
"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."
“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”
Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"
"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."
"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."
by Trish77 July 2, 2009
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by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016
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Waiter- get this pest out of here
RACCOON- *looks at a picture of burnt popcorn and wheezes*
Waiter- get this pest out of here
RACCOON- *looks at a picture of burnt popcorn and wheezes*
raccooneggs is 19
by RealMeowTastic March 15, 2019
Get the RaccoonEggs mug.The setting for Resident evil 2 and 3. Its residents were turned into zombies by the T-virus, a Biological weapon created by the pharmaeuctical company, Umbrella. It was Nuked at the end of Resident Evil 3, killing all the mutated residents
by ~ThE EnD Of ThE RoAd~ July 9, 2006
Get the Raccoon City mug.A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.
Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.
Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!
Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!
Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!
Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!
by clarkj November 12, 2009
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Techno-Raccoon, the striped king of brainfuck and lord of trolling gives creeps even to the mighty pedobear
by floorfly87 November 21, 2010
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