The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
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He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
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