Amish Anal Apparition

Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned

I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”.

by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020

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Pi Apparition

When the ghost or spirit of the number π would appear to some lucky mathematicians or math educators to reveal to them some of her sexy numerical, geometric, or trigonometric properties—when they least expect her to visiting them, while experiencing an aha!

Unlike demonic apparitions that petrify even diehard Proud Boys “patriots,” pi apparitions are welcomed by both the mathematical brethren and the numerological fraternity.

by Covido November 18, 2022

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Wario Apparition

You want fun? Wario show you fun!
Because this thing is popular for some reason. It's a disembodied Wario head that can supposedly appear in Super Mario 64 and give people stroke-like symptoms and memory loss.

"Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..." No. Oh wait, I need to put Wario Apparition here? Okay.

by i am cooler than all of you February 13, 2021

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