Rapert

The dried bits of cum that get entangled in a man's hairy asshole region after a long, sweaty session of anal sex.

It really hurt pulling all of the Rapert out of my ass hair after that sweaty rendezvous with the Senator in his office.

by Czar Kastic February 14, 2017

raper

A hilarious, and yet awful, misspelling of "rapper" typically found in poorly written youtube comments.

eminem is a best raper

by hebronjames August 25, 2010

Raper Van

(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.

His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!

by ElizaZee January 24, 2013

ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008

Rapertunity

When the act of raping presents itself in an opportunistic way.

Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.

by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011

raper

The way people with 1/4 of a brain spell "rapper." It is humorous because... I don't really need to explain, do I?

Dumbass: YG is my fav raper
Person with an average IQ: You mean rapper?
Dumbass: Wut?

by youngmillenial March 10, 2017

raper man

Shannon Taylor Wade the God of Rape, on the 8th day he said "let there be rape."

Watch out for raper man he is everywhere

by dspot20 May 4, 2010