RANDAL

To go against the grain, the act of wiping from your ass to your vagina.

I was so drunk last nite I pulled a randal and now my pussy smells like shit.

by Scum i am June 10, 2008

Randal

A very special edgeflake with a new fro
Edgeflake

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: don't pay attention to him, he's just a randal

by meme nation January 6, 2018

Randal

Common nickname for well know ball hog Julius Randle.

Randal wants points too much.

by Pampersmike October 20, 2021

Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.

NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"

by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022

Randal

Used as a shortcut for a random, non important nobody that your friends barely know, or don't know need to know but still apart of the storyline when chattin it up with your friends.

"We were at this show waiting for Juiceboxxx to play and Randal came out of nowhere and pulled a beer from her crotch and offered it to Alyssa who handed it to Alex Hayes and now Alex has crabs on her face haha :).

by Wambambambi November 11, 2022

Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.

Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.

by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023

Randal Clark

A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.

Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.

by McGriddlez May 24, 2009