Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

ramenosis

batty man mentality originating from the consumption of ramen noodles

Boy1 : "That Rajesh boy getting a little too fruity, i think he gon left"
Boy2 : "He hadda suffering from ramenosis bredda"

by Amir lmao June 26, 2022

making ramen

It is a code term for masturbation, ususally used in College dorm rooms.

Me: Hey, im going to be right back, okay?
Friend: Are you going to be making ramen?
Me: Mayyyybbbeeee...

by AlfredoDaPig April 9, 2016

Ramen

Can be acquired in two convenient, and scrumptious, forms.

1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.

College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.

There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.

Jess, a college student, has ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's lucky that ramen exists, because if it didn't, she'd be crying from starvation and drinking no more tears shampoo.

by G|23G October 23, 2003

ramen

(n.)
A freeze-dried block of survival.

Contrary to popular belief, use of stove is not required to prepare this meal of many flavours. No real measurements are needed. Just a bowl, some water, the ingredients in the package and a microwave oven. Approximately 1 minute and 20 seconds on high will do the trick.

I've actually found ramen on sale for seven cents a package.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Rahman

A person who is beneficent or a good looking young boy

He is a Rahman.

by Urbanmaster4 November 29, 2016

Ramen

Magical joy-giving substance made of most mysterious reagents. Often coupled with water in cauldron bubble to unleash the power of the joy.

Double, double, ramen and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

by Lucas November 4, 2003