Ragesterbation

To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.

Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."

by randomguy36 May 16, 2014

Rappsturbation

The process of masturbating to thoughts, images, or sounds of Broadway and Film star Anthony Rapp.

She's become a bit of a recluse, because she has such a problem with public Rappsturbation

by AdamPizzy September 16, 2008

Rapesturbation

Rape + Masturbation the rape of one self (forcing oneself to masturbate in a sad crying state

Rapesturbation When your sad in a corner jackin down hard you wanna stop but you dont you wont. No shaming or victim blaming but my boy your surely rapesturbating

by Fromundacheez45 July 25, 2022

Rasturbation

To have a wank while smoking a spliff.

Rasturbation will make you blind,but you won't care because you're also stoned.

by Psyborg9 May 6, 2025