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A Raff is a common term in London used to describe a person who spends more time sleeping around than making sammiches. Raffs are prone to many of the same difficulties as whores, namely STDs and threats of pwnage from angry cheated-on girlfriends. She is a raff until she sleeps with you. A "raff" who does sleep with you is no longer a raff, but a "cool chick" who knows how to have a good time. Then, when you get tired of her and it's time to move on, she goes back to being a raff again. If she looks like she's trying to shoplift week old cold cuts in her panties, she's probably a raff.
Person A: "That raff is like a merry-go-round; everybody got a turn."

Person B: "I hear a raff is like a sausage in a wind tunnel"

"And the legend of the raff was way hardcore!" Jack Black on raffs

"Exactly! Only a raff would want to be with a douche like me!" Danny Franklin on raffs
Raff by Bland Street Bloom June 15, 2011
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to put in lots of effort into somthing
did you see that chick i raffed up lastnight i raffed her like it was the last time i was gonna get any
raff by no need to know May 30, 2008
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To use as an alternative for swearing ie fuck shit piss etc
Can also be used when you feel frustration and wish to stress your frustration
You're really raffing me off !

I need a raff
Raff by Pipoid March 4, 2015
A teenage boy who gets bullied badly, but definitely deserves it.
1: Dude, that was mean...
2: Well yeah, but that guy is such a raff!
Raff by NoToRaff January 16, 2009
noun: an individual who is ugly, fat, and is disliked by most people it comes across
i hate that fuckin raff hes disgusting looking and has no friends.
raff by Lenny3000 October 14, 2008
A homosexual hybridization of random beasts that will subdue its prey by poisoning them with severe amounts of alcohol and then having gay sex with them.
"Jim woke up with butthurt and doesn't know why. I think he was the victim of a Raff."
Raff by Mr. McWhiskerface February 8, 2010
grief you get from your friends when you've done something stupid or or find yourself in a crazy situation.
Dood, I got so much raff for that huge hicky on my neck! Crazy night.

How much raff did you get from your girlfriend for forgetting your anniversary?
raff by Lana Parallel March 23, 2008