Anus Raptor

1. A person who raptors your anus

1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.

by JR coolster July 31, 2013

Toronto Raptors

Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.

Dude1: Warriors gonna sweep the Raptors.

Smart dude: Nope, Toronto Raptors in 6

by $$moneymaker$$ June 16, 2019

Raptor Vag

When a girl goes up to her boyfriend butt naked while he is in a deep deep slumber. She takes 3 fingers and strokes his face, when he opens his eyes she grabs her vagina lips and pulls them open and up while staring at him and screeching.

My girl creeped me out this morning when she hit me with the Raptor Vag.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.

You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.

by jprue May 20, 2012

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.

Mariah got Wicke raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 13, 2015

Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.

One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.

by Anon Divad January 2, 2008

Raptor Snatch

1. To grab or steal an object so quickly while yelling "RAPTOR SNATCH" that the victim does not have time to react and usally is extremely embarrassed.

"Man, he totally raptor snatched my cigarette out of my mouth"

by bitboy36 December 20, 2008