bracketeering

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

Packeteering

Accepting money in exchange for a DoS attack shall be reffered to as Packeteering

>Packeteering
Person A is offering Person B money to DoS a certain internet address, If he accepts the money, and DoS's the certain adress, He is a Packeteer.

by Greepfruuy June 13, 2011

raqueteering

The act when felons, who have been convicted of racketeering, take raquets (either tennis, raquetball, or others) and try to sell them to professional athletes in order to confuse those who label them 'racketeers.'

Mike Vick: "Hey Andy Roddick, want to buy some spalding tennis raquets from me? I can sell them to you on the real cheap. You in?"

Andy Rodick: "No, I don't want to help you to further your raqueteering"

by SteveBaron April 30, 2009

Rockateering

The act of having diarrhea expelled from an irritated anus via a prolonged fart causing extreme amounts of pain and a feeling of expelling ignited rocket fuel.

Guy 1: "Hey man you seen John?"
Guy 2: "No man i heard hes Rockateering after that burrito eating contest"
Guy 1: "Poor soul"

by Ashama May 2, 2011

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 8, 2020

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 13, 2020