raccooning

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

raccoonbutter

A form of almond butter that has a watery and gritty texture. Made from pure almonds, without sugar. May be confused with salad dressing because it's oily (DON'T put it on your lettuce). Very earthy and healthy but looks like something you might find stuck to the bottom of your shoe or the side of a dumpster. Made by the "Once Again" company and promoted by a knife-wielding raccoon called Rocky.

Stroker: I can't stop eating the raccoonbutter
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!

by Project_Gordie February 13, 2019

Raccooning

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.

Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.

by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011

Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.

When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.

by Heycat81 October 1, 2011

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber who mostly makes CS:GO "funny" videos. Other than that, he also makes tutorials, such as "HOW TO GET PUSSY" and "HOW TO SURVIVE A RACCOON ATTACK". His tutorials are just a prank bro, don't try them at home.

Also his real name is Ezra.

RaccoonEggs is the most humorous youtuber

by oakkent January 27, 2018