Ronaldo

cristiano ronaldo the portugese player that most english hate at the moment. he luvs himself too much, has earrings which r gay, he looks ugly and winds people up e.g rooney.

world cup 06 - portugal v england
ronaldo got rooney sent off for no reason and winked/smiled back at his bench!

by hyrjjkyku September 5, 2008

Ronaldo

Shit

I have constipation so I am not able to Ronaldo

by Hdsjjak October 5, 2018

ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.

Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Ronaldo

A dickhead

What a shit player Ronaldo is

by BobTommyJimmy587 January 29, 2016

Ronaldo

Right after doing a Donkey Punch on a girl, you imediatedly kick her so hard that she falls over as she is trying to stand up.

"Dude, I nailed that bitch last night. So glad she was a soccer player, I gave her a good Ronaldo."

by Dankmeme52 April 24, 2016

ronaldo

v. To prance about in a pretentious, shirtless manner after any minor victory, athletic or otherwise.

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So you won the beauty contest. That is no reason to ronaldo Melania.

by gnostic3 June 3, 2017

Ronaldo

Ronaldo (also known as daddy ronaldo) is the most handsome and talented man known to this day. Pessi is inferior to him, as well as other human beings.

He has such a big cucumber, he must be Ronaldo!

by Pessi894444 August 14, 2022