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rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

rollerblading

An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.
- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.
rollerblading by Latenite June 11, 2006

Rollerblading

Guy 1: "WOW I just love rollerblading!"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's gay."
Rollerblading by ayebird69 July 12, 2021

Rollerblading

Putting on skates and having anal while she goes jogging(usually late at night).
He was rollerblading behind her with his dick in her ass.
Rollerblading by DaddiesDinU June 4, 2025

rollerblading profile picture 

A profile picture, either on myspace, facebook or other networking sites, where the user (usually a female) includes rollerblades on his/her profile picture.

& its a good sign, not every fine looking user can pull such a picture ;)
Hannah McKenney's current facebook profile picture is a rollerblading profile picture.

Jesus Rollerblading Christ 

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.
"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"