roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008

RFSMD

refrain from sucking my dick

annoying guy hitting on girl: DAMN! you're hott
girl grossed out: RFSMD
guy: damn. my life sucks
girl: well that's unfortunate

smd

by #bitchwithoutaface September 26, 2012

ROFLMDAO

Acronym popularized by use in chatroom and messageboards. Linguistically ROFLMDAO is the equivelent of sneezing so hard you shit in your pants. Such acronyms are used not by the lazy but by the chronically retarded. It is unlikely that they are in all actuality: a.) rolling on the floor laughing; and b.) laughing their damn ass off.

SpikyGirl85: LOL. BTW KornSUX38 can shizzle ma nizzle.

KornSUX38: IMHO you suck!

Siren: ROFLMDAO

by John Steinback March 28, 2003

rofsd

roll on floor screaming duck

i saw daffy duck and started rofsd

by christopher brewster May 21, 2008