Ridgefield Park High School

If you go to Ridgefield Park high school you will come across a bunch of faggots who think they are tough even though.90% of the school are a bunch of crack heads who will never make it in life because they are either dumber than a rock or just garbage at sports.Talking about sports Ridgefield Park has the worst athletic program in high school history.Their football is just a pile of dirt with 200 pot holes.The girls in this school are all thots and act all Hollywood when they have 400 followers on Instagram.Theres mostly Hispanics in this trash school.If you come across a white kid he probably threatened to shoot up the school once.The 7th and 8th graders in that school all get bitched and don’t realize of how bad of a school there going into.If u spend a week at RPHS you will probably find a couple rats and cockroaches roaming around for their disgusting food.The school doesn’t even have white paper because their dumbass staff lost all their money and now there 2 million dollars in dept.

I’d rather go to hell than bum Ridgefield Park High School.

I think a team full of 5th graders can beat Ridgefield Park High School in any sport.

by If u wanna succeed transfer November 21, 2018

Ringfelt

a person who wears bright pulsating neon shirts. Has a "thing" for Shakespeare. Is infatuated with Billy Mays and Shamwow Vince. Likes to quote the office and say, "Good aftern- I mean, morning, party people!"

Kid #1: Hey, do we have a student teacher in English?
Kid #2: Yeah, man, he's awesome. A total Ringfelt.

by mercutio1111111 January 29, 2009

renfield

A human enabler, assistant, patsy or slave to a psychopath. Just as Milo Renfield is a slave to the pschopath Dracula from the novel.

Makes me wonder who's more evil, that psychopath or her Renfield. She's just doing what's natural for her, but he ought to know better.

by Tiaran MacLosoff December 19, 2009

Ridgefield, CT

Ridgefield, Connecticut is a small, wealthy town residing in Fairfield County. Most would say that its racial balance is "unhealthy," which is totally true when you take your first gander at the staggering white majority. The town values its money dearly, and if you don't believe me, look at the bank, next to the bank, next to the bank. The public and private school systems are phenomenal, notably Ridgefield High School, Saint Mary's School, and East Ridge Middle School. The town is subtly historic, with 1700's era colonials lining the town's main street. This town is fairly cultured, with a large number of musicians and artists, along with the Aldrich Contemporary Art Museum. Overall, it is an expensive but great place to live and grow up in, although you might have a secluded upbringing as a child. On a downside, however, the drug consumption and dealing rate is high, mostly because of the bored, rich teenagers with time to kill.

"Where is the nearest ATM in Ridgefield, CT?"

"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."

by Sock Puppet JJ October 15, 2013

Ringfellows

A pair of closet homosexuals who, despite being lovers, are both straight acting - often to the point of behaving like Gangsters to try and bamboozle people.

(Goodfellas/Ringfellows - you see what they did there?)

Person 1: Wow, Mark and Jason look like tough mofos - I'd better not even think of calling them gay.
Person 2: They're clearly just a pair of ringfellows.

by Lord_Skippington October 21, 2010

lingfield college

lingfield college (previously known as lingfield notre dame) isn’t even a college yet for some reason that’s what it’s called. it’s full of kids who want to get a good education but aren’t rich enough to go to a good private school. all the teachers are wankers lol and all the kids are too. it’s not a good school and we all can’t wait until we get out of it. but i mean we get 8 weeks summer holiday !

kid: you know lingfield college?
kid 2: yeah it’s full of wankers and cheap slags lol

by chris hare mind boggler January 12, 2019

Ridgefield

A southwestern Connecticut town of about 25,000, known to kids who live there as "the Ridge". Not as preppy as Greenwich, not as wealthy as Darien. There is no crime, so the cops just dick around all day and bust house parties at night. You either hang out at Genoa (italian restaurant), or if you like cutting yourself you hang out by Dunkin. Then you drive around for two hours and end up at someones house right before it gets busted. But if you think there's nothing going on in Ridgefield, just check out any of the nearby towns - Redding, Wilton, Weston, Bethel - theres even less happening. It's Connecticut, dude.

The kids aren't any different from your average connecticut kids, except maybe a little richer. So yes they're preppy, mostly white and probably dont know what hit them the first time they leave their bubble, but theyre not all assholes. Weed is easy to get, alcohol isn't as easy but thats fine cause they steal it from their parents' liquor cabinets anyway.

Ridgefield High School is legit and is consistently ranked in the top 15 high schools in CT. Anyone who has said otherwise, look it up retard. A decent percentage of kids make it to the Ivy league every year. A lot more go to UConn or WestConn.

Otherwise, nothing really special about this town. The people who diss it are probably from Wilton or just have a stick up their ass. I could write about the Battle of Ridgefield or some historical shit, but thats kinda gay.

Kid #1: Whats good in the Ridge tonight, gangsta?
Kid #2: You're not black, dude.
Kid #1: Ok. But seriously whats happening.
Kid #2: Nothing. It's Ridgefield. Wanna go to genoa?

by officer_wooster September 30, 2009