reality 

something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it

reality by Sarah August 27, 2004

reality 

Suffering and misery.

"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

reality by Matrixation September 25, 2006

Reality 

What i've spent the vast majority of my life avoiding.

Reality is like motion... All at the perspective of the viewer

Reality by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

reality 

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous

reality by Philip K. Dick June 12, 2004

Reality 

Located in the farthest region of sanity, Reality is many a splendored place. The grass broken and brown and the air smells like chlorofluorocarbons heated to a temperature that is most unnatural. Sounds are often harsh, crashing through the inner membrane of every cell in your body. Everything here is sharp, jagged. Not many people enjoy it there, but often have not a choice.

But do not fear, there is an escape. Beveranges, ranging in potency from that of chocolate milk to vodka, can prevent contact with this most fatal of worlds. The best psychiatric developments, such as LSD, take the "tourist" as we call them, far, far out of the boundaries of Reality.
Possible side effects are death, brain damage, and more death.

"Dude, where are we? It's so hot here, and everything is prickly!"

-"I don't know what this place is, but I don't like it...I've heard on the news that it's called....Reality? How do we get somewhere else?"

"Have you heard about the new product? I can't remember what it's called...LMD....LF....LSD! That's it! Through this genious spaceship, we can go anywhere!"

(Together) "Hooray for science!"

Reality by Tha T. Guy May 28, 2008

reality 

Reality has become a commodity.

When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.

reality by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear February 5, 2007

Reality 

Something really boring and monotonous.

Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.

Reality by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022