I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
The home of a rowdy group of girls, who act insane 99% of the time. The ranch is home to lots of drinking and stupid mistakes. To be initiated into the ranch, you must exhibit certain personality traits that are undesirable to most but favored among these ladies! In certain ways, the Ranch can be viewed as a sort of Greek organization, with a big and littles, hazing, and nonstop recklessness.
Dude, I had such a good time at the Ranch last night. I even hooked up with my RA!