R. Kelly 

African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.

R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.

R. Kelly by Courvoisier June 2, 2004

R. kelly 

The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.

"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"

R. kelly by bigtones January 2, 2005

R. Kelly 

a rapper who patrols highschool camPISSes looking for under aged girls. take them back to his house, knocks them up and pisses on them

i really want to r. kelly that girl up

R. Kelly by breakfast in america June 1, 2006

R. Kelly 

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

R. Kelly by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

R. Kelly 

To take a piss.

I gotta take an R. Kelly on my little cousin.

R. Kelly by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003

R. Kelly 

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

R. Kelly by Anonymous June 29, 2003

R. Kelly 

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

R. Kelly by JENN May 26, 2004